I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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