Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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