I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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