Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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