Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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