I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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