ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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