I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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