If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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