Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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