The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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