Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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