are you still at the devil's house?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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