she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
