what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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