Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think my tv is drunk
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is Oprah even human
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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