You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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