He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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