Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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