so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
