after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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