you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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