you have to choose: penises or morals?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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