When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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