Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Randomize
