I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
