like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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