I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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