i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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