i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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