I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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