this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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