you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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