The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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