i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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