Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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