so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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