Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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