So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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