The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize