Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
this boner is exhausting
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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