There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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