I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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