Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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