I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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