NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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