I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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