I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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