Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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