i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you win again, gameday.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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