Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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