That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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