No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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